saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016

Saber Tooth

A female "cougar" over 60. Flirts outrageously with younger men and is extremely proud of her aging body.

Some younger men prefer a Saber Tooth for their infinite experience and wisdom, rather than a Cougar, who is in it for the good times.

by Saber Tooth 1 December 31, 2012

saber-toothed tiger

A hot woman who is older than a cougar.

Teddy's gradma is a saber-toothed tiger!

by Tino Orbaega February 7, 2019

Saber tooth tiger

When performing oral sex, the person giving the oral sex rip apart the penis with there canine teeth.

Person 1: Sarah git mad and gave me the "Saber tooth tiger"
Person 2: ouch!

by TiddleBeWiddle September 3, 2022