A house from the movie “Harry Potter”
There is people out there that are fans of the movie “Harry Potter” that say they’re in the Slytherin house but they’re just simping for Draco Malfoy a character from Harry Potter. But that’s not the only character girls simp for.
Slytherin is not the only house. There is Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.
There is people out there that are fans of the movie “Harry Potter” that say they’re in the Slytherin house but they’re just simping for Draco Malfoy a character from Harry Potter. But that’s not the only character girls simp for.
Slytherin is not the only house. There is Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.
person 1: “What house are you in person 2?”
person 2: “Ravenclaw.”
person 1: “Oh you’re those nerds.”
person 2: “That was rude. But what house are you in?”
person 1: “Slytherin because of Draco.”
person 2: “Sorry you’re not a real Slytherin. I like Draco and I’m in Ravenclaw. It doesn’t matter about the house person 1.”
person 1: “Whatever nerd.”
person 2: “Ravenclaw.”
person 1: “Oh you’re those nerds.”
person 2: “That was rude. But what house are you in?”
person 1: “Slytherin because of Draco.”
person 2: “Sorry you’re not a real Slytherin. I like Draco and I’m in Ravenclaw. It doesn’t matter about the house person 1.”
person 1: “Whatever nerd.”
by itsimplyary November 28, 2020

the house everyone is obsessed with. used to be the most hated house but rn suddenly everyone is slytherin.
Carson: what's your hogwarts house?
someone: im a hufflepuff.
Carson: ew a hufflepuff. im a slytherin🐍🐍🍏🍏.
someone: im a hufflepuff.
Carson: ew a hufflepuff. im a slytherin🐍🐍🍏🍏.
by anonymous July 4, 2021

The overwhelming need to be the best at something, anything.
Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.
Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.
Becky was crying because her teacher told her that she was as good as the best person in class because she has Slytherin Syndrome.
by SexualGiraffe December 6, 2016

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit
by Dewbz September 22, 2014

An It Boy with an impeciable fashion sense that is generally in love with himself. Always sporting edgy couture brands e.g. Balenciaga, Diesel and Alexander Wang, a Slytherin Boy is notoriously charismatic, witty and a little bitchy, flakey, mysterious in a superficial way, snobby in a hot way. A typical Slytherin Boy is straight but exudes homo-erotic appeal. He has great hair.
by slytherin_girl_666 July 23, 2024
