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Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon
"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"
by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017
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Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.
So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!
by Eilicec September 27, 2019
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person one: have you been to the whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety land of whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp'borough?

person two: you what?
by them who knows January 28, 2025
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semon demon

one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..

todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
by FuckerTucker February 8, 2010
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Simona De Silvestro

Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.
Simona De Silvestro finished 14th at the Indy 500 last year.
by union5 November 13, 2011
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cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017
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Semon demon

A bitch that only stays hydrated of the semon of men/ a cum guzzling whore
Mom: what did you dress up as Halloween at that costume party last night dear?

Daughter: jadens semon demon
by Gayguzzlinghoe307 September 19, 2021
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