shibbity shabbity shwank

Used when a need for randomness, or silence breaking is required. An answer when non is relevant

1.
Joe: ...
Joe: ...
You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.
Joe: True dat

2.
El: So are you a virgin?

You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.

El: Cool

by ILoserMan June 29, 2004

shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

va-dank-a-shwank

the name of the mix drink consisting of vodka and squirt. gets you super crunk and fast

va-dank-a-shwank the family drank

by writergrl25 February 17, 2010

Shwank Vombomb

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!

by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025

Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011

Shwank

The act of being Shwanky, to be cool and full of life and energy, to have the ability to look cool a bad looking outfit, or be able to make the best of a worst situation.

"Bro did you see that girl last night, she had that shwank."
"Really? Man I wish I could get with a girl that had shwank."

by Magmaboyx8 May 18, 2021

Shwank

A she wank, Shwank. Female mastubation.
Shwanking, shwanker, shwanked.

After receiving the dick pic she had a shwank.

by Fooie606 July 4, 2016