shiteo

a shitty video

I've seen all of her stupid shiteos on youtube.

by jbj1313 August 3, 2010

shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

Gob-Shite

Irish term that strictly translated would be 'mouth shit', meaning a person who talks nonsense.

In the Committments, one character said "Shut up you fucking gob-shite, or I'll fucking burst you"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

Shite

Just like shit, but more fun to say.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome)

Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!

I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!

by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

shite craic

Often used in ireland to describe a person who is the opposite of the life and soul of the party or ruins the fun for everyone else.

Mate are you coming out on the piss tonight?

Nah lad I’ve work tomorrow morning so I’m staying in with the wife and kids.

Mate you’re shite craic. Fuck that come and get trashed.

by Buzzer87 July 22, 2019