Absolute horrible human being. He/she is a Rylan wannabe, and have small dicks. They have no sense of adventure and will usually sit in their room watching porn but not jerk off. They think jerking off is a sport, but never win. They are the definition of dogshit.
What a fucking Ryland, jerking off in a school bus. He is also not attractive at all, I wish he was Rylan.
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Get the Ryland mug.Ryland is a nice funny guy who has brown eyes and brown fluffy hair. Ryland seems like the quiet kid in class but is super outgoing with his friends.
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Get the Ryland mug.When the man sticks his penis in the bell hole of and oboe and the woman shoves the reed on the other end in her butt. Upon farting it creates a sound which, assuming the man is an oboist, can be used as the air source which the man fingers with the keys, creating beautiful music. The wind of the farts on the oboist penis causes him to cum in the oboe.
Little chunks of poo and cum splattered out of Luna's oboe during the spring concert, the result of him and Mia doing The Ryland passionately, painting his sheet music.
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