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Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.
-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!
by bryan C. July 23, 2007
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Gaming Rule #11

He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.
After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.
by RAGERRR September 28, 2011
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golden rule

"Do unto others, then run like hell."
Live your life by the golden rule (as long as you're not caught by the police)
by thisUnkn0wn September 7, 2012
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The Gentleman's Rule

if you are playing golf and you don't hit the ball past the women's tee, you then have to walk the hole with your penis hanging out of your pants
I had a bad day, we played by the gentleman's rule, and I'm not too good at golf.
by Rick Lman July 9, 2012
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Gentleman's Rule

"A true gentleman always strive to ensure his lady has reached at least one climax before he does"

The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".

A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.

The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.
"My girlfriend loves that I follow the gentleman's rule"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"
by Olberoony February 17, 2015
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golden rule

Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.
Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011
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guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.
Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.
by El Fredo October 22, 2004
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