Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.

Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)

by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021

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by xx_yungtrappalappa_xx February 27, 2024

Roadhouse

A movie about a guy who gets paid to clean up a bar in a town he isn't from.

Roadhouse is a movie about two guys trying to take control of a town they're not originally from, so it almost fun for them, and everybody but the people from the town, since they don't have to think about the effects their actions will have on anybody around them.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Roadhoused

Drinking so much you feel like you got round housed the next day.

I drank so much yesterday I got roadhoused

by Jfinamore July 21, 2013

Kentucky Roadhouse

When you get a blumpkin in the KFC bathroom by a Swamp Donkey.

Sorry I was late, I was picking up Kentucky Roadhouse with Karen.

by KYdanman September 26, 2020