Texas Red-Eye

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

by MFresh May 17, 2008

Slimy Red Eye

The sensual act of a female putting her breasts inside one's anus. The more tits in there at one time, the better. (Also called a Slime Job)

Dude, Karl just got the best Slimy Red Eye he has ever gotten, he said there must have been 5 tits up his asshole!

by RT Master February 8, 2009

red eye jedi

When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:

this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi

by rawrzkiz July 4, 2009

red eye knight

similar to the Jedi knight, the red eye knight draws his power not from "the force" but from "the Kush" and wields a bong instead of a light saber

by crafting your first bong your training as a red eye knight is complete

by IVtomatoXX August 14, 2008

Red eye Jedi

After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell

Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi

by Buuubes November 5, 2018

Raunchy Red Eye

Some old worn out asshole

Dude, she offered up the raunchy red eye to me

by DickNasty1 November 29, 2010

Red Eye Gravy

A colloquial expression for an onset case of explosive diarrhea.

Don't in that bathroom brooooh. That stool has red eye gravy all over. Someone spattered it up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017