Raymond

Raymond is a total Kirito kinnie who’s so uwu daisuki and he makes me feel squishy and I love him~ He’s also the biggest playa on the interwebs and we’re tight, dawg!

NOTICE MEEEEEEE! OwO

Person 1: Hey, did you ever see the new kid?

Person 2: You mean Raymond? Yeah, why?

Person 1: I’m gonna kick his ass.

Raymond: *Teleports behind Person 1 and slashes him in half with his katana* Nothing personnel, kid.

by Nunya J. Bidness December 5, 2020

Raymond

A pixelated cat that millions are obsessed with for no reason.

Janie: Omg!! Did you hear about Animal Crossing's new villager Raymond?
Josh: You mean that pixelated cat that millions are obsessed with for no reason?
Janie:...

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

Raymond

The tallest person in the class. Is strong but gentle.

Raymond.

by Lije2021 February 1, 2021

Raymond

A man who is the spawn of Satan.

Anyone named Raymond is the spawn of Satan.

by You Say What? July 1, 2016

Raymond

The sort of guy who doesn't like doing oral presentations in front of a large group of people. Not because he is shy, but because he is illiterate. He will often read books in class, thinking he can read them; but he can't. He will look at girls in a sexy manner, and gain their interest, but at the same time talking to his small group of friends. Raymond's usually have a decently sized penis, ranging from 7-9 inches by the age of twenty-three.

Look at him. He says he can read a whole 15-sentence paragraph in under a minute when he can't read. He is such a Raymond.

by 894682hdoi January 26, 2017

Raymond

A straight capper who grinds on RPG simulator all day with his homies. He's staying a virgin till marriage cause hes pure asf. Manz gets angry a lot but meditated and became a whole new person lately. Watch our for a raymond, he'll destroy you in typeracer and speed race. Insert devil emoji.

Person 1: I'm gonna grind on RPG all day
Person 2: You sound like a RAYMOND

by grindrpg6969 July 8, 2020

Raymond

That one really annoying guy that know one like except girls

His name is raymond ew I hate that guy

by Twehe July 16, 2020