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Regret Sex

Sex that one will regret later. Can be a result of sex under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or sex with someone who has an STD. Other situations can result in regret sex, though, as long as the fornicator in question regrets the sex they had after they do it.

No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
Guy 1: Oh, look at Steve, he's going to the bedroom with Carla!

Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!

Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
by Maxam4 June 29, 2009
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Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.
After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.
by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017
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Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
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Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.
Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.
by cfghh July 31, 2012
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regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
by tastyvension January 27, 2014
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regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.
Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom
SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much
by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022
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