Quif

To get tackled super hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

To get tackled very hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED SON

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"

"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"

by bury me in scat February 2, 2021

Quife

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’

El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”

by God.SR August 6, 2022

Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

Your mom's a quif.

by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021

Quiffed

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.

Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.

by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

Quife

A problem or a conflict with someone or a situation

“I have a quife with my teacher for not writing my rec letter yet after 5 months”

by Lalelalo October 28, 2025