Quif

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"

"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"

by bury me in scat February 2, 2021

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Quiffed

The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.

That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.

by Em dog February 19, 2020

Quife

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’

El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”

by God.SR August 6, 2022

Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

Your mom's a quif.

by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021

Quiffed

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.

Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.

by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

Quife

A problem or a conflict with someone or a situation

“I have a quife with my teacher for not writing my rec letter yet after 5 months”

by Lalelalo October 28, 2025