A person that is willing to please/impress somone, even though the two people don't have an official relationship status. Or just don't belong to each other.
by High Off Ass July 19, 2016
Get the put on for youmug. To cause (eg. a town, an actor, a trend, etc.) to become well-known or important.
Thesaurus: establish, bring fame to, make famous, glorify, make (slang).
Thesaurus: establish, bring fame to, make famous, glorify, make (slang).
Examples: put someone (you) on the map
Girl: I don't want to "talk" to you any more, or be in a relationship with you!?!
Guy: Hold On?!?
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You Think You The Shit Cause Guys On You Now? But I Put You ON THE MAP!?! Nobody was even fucking with you. But hey do you.
Vice Verse
Guy: I been dealing with some things. Its me, not you.
Girl: You Think You, Bad Now? None of those females wanted you! You was bummy before I bought you clothes and let you use my car, got you a phone... etc. Non of those girls wanted anything to do with you!
Guy: Man, You Lost Your Mind.
Girl: I put you on the map. But hey do you.
Girl: I don't want to "talk" to you any more, or be in a relationship with you!?!
Guy: Hold On?!?
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You Think You The Shit Cause Guys On You Now? But I Put You ON THE MAP!?! Nobody was even fucking with you. But hey do you.
Vice Verse
Guy: I been dealing with some things. Its me, not you.
Girl: You Think You, Bad Now? None of those females wanted you! You was bummy before I bought you clothes and let you use my car, got you a phone... etc. Non of those girls wanted anything to do with you!
Guy: Man, You Lost Your Mind.
Girl: I put you on the map. But hey do you.
by Real Sai September 5, 2013
Get the put someone (you) on the mapmug. An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.
Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?
Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?
by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011
Get the Are you putting me on?mug. Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
Get the I put it to youmug. A phrase meant to represent one's humble acceptance of the fact that he was wrong all along, after it being made completely obvious by the other part.
Example 1:
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...
No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:
Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...
No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:
Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...
by Declipse March 1, 2011
Get the When you put it that waymug. by URAWESOME September 6, 2011
Get the you put the std in studmug. by emilyiscool69 October 19, 2007
Get the Put the you know what in the you know wheremug.