no pump

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump

Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'

by millarke March 15, 2011

pumping

when you get a bike and an air pump and push

I was pumping the air into my bike’s wheels.

by Snugglefuss June 18, 2018

pump it

the best black eyed peas song ever

guy 1:hey, whats your favorite black eyed peas song?

guy 2:oh, pump it, definatly

by kikolover442 September 5, 2011

Pumped

To Be Made Sweet Love To

George Pure Pumped Lyndsay

by sh00009 August 29, 2009

Pumping

The act of gathering in a small place with 30 or more people and a household item. When the item is set off, the crowd proceeds to "flip their sh*t" until they become too tired to continue.

"Hey you guys wanna go do some pumping after lunch?? See you in the bathroom!!!"

by Anderswag February 19, 2012

pump

slang used by Marine grunts to refer to active tours of duty.

1.I got a 7 month pump in Iraq.

2.I've done three pumps in Iraq.

by KILLEDNACTION January 11, 2009

pump

'bump n grindin'
when man pumps his juices into his gyal when they gettin freaky

"me n my gyal was goin hard last night, i was pumpin her deep styl-ee"

by charlotte * June 20, 2006