Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

Portugese Man of war

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

by Jizack February 18, 2005

Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022

portugese hamburger

When a person travels to Europe and spends too much time in the hotel room with his/hers sports team.

While in Europe Johnny indulged in many Portugese Hamburgers!

by Pacadooman April 9, 2013

Portugese Pillory

Aggressive falatio resulting in the gobbler deepthroating via the enjoyer manoeuvring their legs around the gobblers neck.

" Came home and when she was giving me head I locked my legs around her neck & we did a portugese pillory. "

by Gashgc April 10, 2024