poot

to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.

a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.

I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.

sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.

I smell a little poot in this house.

You sir, are a poot.

by Dan<3 September 4, 2006

Poot

1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)

"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."

"Oh man, that is so poot."

"I wanna pootify that!"

by kari vanner June 1, 2004

poot

The french way of calling a girl a betchh.

That is girll is soo mean she is such a poot.

by I lovv chocolatee May 18, 2008

poot

another name for a fart

becca just pooted.

by samee February 17, 2004

Poot

A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men

"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"

by TinySteve May 1, 2019

Poot

A cute dog. Usually a bulldog or Shar pei

Oh look at that poot! That’s a cute poot!

by Ogyogurt July 28, 2018

Poot

a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005