Sarah Palin moment 

A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.

"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."

Sarah Palin moment by Mankle January 20, 2009

A Sarah Palin 

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).

My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.

A Sarah Palin by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011

Sara Palin 

The scariest fucking idea anyone has ever come up with.

GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"

GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."

GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"

GOP 2: "Brilliant!"

Sara Palin by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

Sarah Palin Glasses 

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

Sarah Palin Glasses by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Frank's house of pain 

When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.

Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?

2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!

Frank's house of pain by unclemongoose October 12, 2009

Sara Palin 

A moron.

McCain is such a Sara Palin.

Sara Palin by Grumpy Old Deviant April 9, 2010

Sarah Palin MILF 

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

Sarah Palin MILF by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010