by The paladude June 30, 2018
"I am a dwarf paladin...
short and stout....
here is my hammer and here is my mount...
when I get attacked I scream and shout...
up pops my bubble and I hearthstone out."
short and stout....
here is my hammer and here is my mount...
when I get attacked I scream and shout...
up pops my bubble and I hearthstone out."
by John Lockingsst August 4, 2009
Someone that is overtly condescending and cocky about their abilities and firmly believes in their own perfection. If you aren't as good as them (and you're not) it's because you're stupid.
Others dream and reminisce of the inevitable times when the cocky paladin meets some thing or person that simply destroys him, hopefully in a very humiliating fashion and always because of their cockiness.
Used most often in reference to video gaming, but works for real world also. Cocky paladins that are also flash bastards are true hate magnets.
Others dream and reminisce of the inevitable times when the cocky paladin meets some thing or person that simply destroys him, hopefully in a very humiliating fashion and always because of their cockiness.
Used most often in reference to video gaming, but works for real world also. Cocky paladins that are also flash bastards are true hate magnets.
by Jesse Winkler February 19, 2008
A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.
FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 1, 2010
Training that every Paladin trainee must undergo in order to achieve Paladin status. It is the most intense training ever developed. Training that Luis uses in order to become one of the most powerful and rugged beings known to man or beast.
Billy: Luis, how did you become so strong and so rugged.
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!
by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron August 13, 2008
Slang term for a white knight with a micro-penis. Has trouble with girls and communicates with others only by insulting them.
by rfafgshasfgawfawdawd April 18, 2017