Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What
Guy 2: What
by msmfart March 28, 2023

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.
known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.
currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.
currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."
"same old guy."
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."
"same old guy."
by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted
“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”
by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020

Man oh man my neighbors got it going on, that is one milf I'd like to Poltergeist
Houdini Spiderman Donkey Punch Angry Pirate
Houdini Spiderman Donkey Punch Angry Pirate
by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016
