Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 31, 2022

Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me

by ToxxicGlitter June 19, 2023

Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023

poltergeisted

Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.

Poltergeisted is like ghosting except it last a lot longer and hurts 100x worse.

by Supes2511 March 09, 2018