Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii May 29, 2018

Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila

A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!

by February 13, 2022

Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.

A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0

by February 13, 2022

Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football

You just missed and absolute plonker

by Chad man March 20, 2019

Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 04, 2023