penny

A sex act that involves a man shooting their load on the back of the head of someone with a Lincoln beard and top hat simulating Lincoln's assasination. Best done in the balcony of a theater.

We had the best penny at the opera the other night, they threw us out.

penny by mowmeows September 27, 2009

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penny

A person from Pennsylvania

You know when your trying to merge on the highway and your late for the cavs game and that damn ugly prius or aztec cuts you off and its a Penn license plate! Fucking Pennies.

Your late for work at the end of your lunch break and you just want to get thru the drive thru and Wendys is out of chili. First off who gets chili at wendys. Second off you here them yell "YAH ILL WAIT". Thirsd they wait AT THE WINDOW. And guess what, its a PENNY LICENSE PLATE!!! WTFFF!!!!!!.

That out of state guy you realize is merging THROUGH your straight only lane, from the left turn only lane, becuase he realized he needs to get to the RIGHT TURN ONLY!!! And then your the asshole getting honked at by him and everyone else around. HE's the asshole (Pennie)!

penny by Rufus WainRight March 3, 2010

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Penny

Shortened version of the word penetrate. It is used when referring to entering or opening something. Can be used in a sexual nature.

I'm about to penny (open) a new bottle of wine.
My bus will penny (arrive)the bus stop in five minutes.
Can you penny (go into) the store on your way home from work for some bread?
He was a good penny.

Another use:
I have reached Penn Station (meaning sexual penetration occured).
I'm headed all the way to Pennsylvania tonight.

Penny by B-ball and A-bomb January 11, 2009