Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine
by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.
Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?
YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face
FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—
I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three
YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing
And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...
FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...
YOU, spoken:
What?
YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!
FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!
YOU:
I’ve never met someone—
YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me
Attacks! Attack again!
YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation
You and I were just meant to scrape by!
Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...
FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.
YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.
It was crazy!
Crazy?
YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face
FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—
I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three
YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing
And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...
FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...
YOU, spoken:
What?
YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!
FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!
YOU:
I’ve never met someone—
YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me
Attacks! Attack again!
YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation
You and I were just meant to scrape by!
Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore
Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...
FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.
YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.
by donteatfish April 8, 2025

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?
Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?
Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

In the Australian university system, 4 is a pass, and 7 is a full mark, so at the end of the semester, you will see a bunch of hustlers who did not watch a single lecture sitting outside during the exam block singing "4 is an open door," which is the urban version of the frozen song "Love is an open door, "where Anna met the evil prince Hans, the man she wanted to settle for life.
Hey man, how did your exam go?
It's been crazy.
Crazy?
Yeah, I winged every single thing.
All my life has been a series of doors in my face.
And then, suddenly, this one smashed right into my face
I was thinking the same thing, 'cause like
I've been studying my whole life to get into a university like this
And maybe I've been partying too hard, but I love the thrill of jumping on the edge of a 49 and a 50.
But with you (but with you...)
4 is an open door
with you
with you
Life could be so much more!
"All "
It's been crazy.
Crazy?
Yeah, I winged every single thing.
All my life has been a series of doors in my face.
And then, suddenly, this one smashed right into my face
I was thinking the same thing, 'cause like
I've been studying my whole life to get into a university like this
And maybe I've been partying too hard, but I love the thrill of jumping on the edge of a 49 and a 50.
But with you (but with you...)
4 is an open door
with you
with you
Life could be so much more!
"All "
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