Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

up on the shits

to be in the know

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?

by porterAF August 7, 2017