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screw you and the horse you rode in on 

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.
You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Directed to a individual to fuck off because they are not royalty.
To finalize a breakup. He says, " Your a crazy bitch!" but she says, "Its OVER! Your a MORON. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse

And The Horse You Rode In On

A favorite Arizona greetings for visitors

A tribute to Scottsdale, an authentic western town

ATHYRIO
You are most welcome here, And The Horse You Rode In On (ATHYRIO)

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on 

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!