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Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave
It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!
by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025
mugGet the Cunt in front of my kidsmug.

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!
A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
mugGet the You threatened my kidmug.

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.
by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017
mugGet the my kid broke itmug.

The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the The money should be going to my kidsmug.

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
mugGet the I'm just trying to get my kids to Marsmug.

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)
Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”
by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022
mugGet the Drink My Kidsmug.

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