OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

offlined

when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.

I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.

by FreakGD September 19, 2007

Offliner

One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.

My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...

by juicecowboy August 19, 2009

offline browser

A newspaper

When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.

by aseigler September 8, 2011

offliner

One who leaves during chat on IM, such as MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.

Franco says:
so yeah, lol that IS funny!
Your receiver is not online, so your message was not sent.

Franco: OMFG what an offliner!!!!

by ripples6542 January 19, 2008

offlinerva

Offlinerva is my favorite editor on tiktok!! She inspires me one day to edit💝 SHES really sweet, and her vibe is literally amazing, if anything I’d love spending my whole entire life to speak with her but if you see this ILY AND EDIT MORE PLEASE

person 1: yo, do you know some gooodass edits to watch?
Person 2: well Ik this one person
Person 1: who?
Person 2: I think her user was offlinerva

by Hehehe.lol.haha August 2, 2022

OfflineStar

very epic builder person also has a helmet
why? we dont know ok

runeism pls unban me

OfflineStar

by usecoderenegade June 23, 2019