October 18th

The day that you can ask your short friend how’s the weather down there and you can pick them up and throw them once

Spooky scary skeleton send shivers down your spine October 18th.

The day you can ask your short friend how’s the weather down there and throw them once.

National hug a girl day unless you’re a pussy 🤗

Guy: Hey that’s a female!!
Other guy: No way
Guy: Go hug her you pussy, it’s october 18th
Other guy: ok you virgin shit

October 18th by Virgin?! October 17, 2019

oh look theres my crush imma go hug her because its october 18th. October 19th is national hug your crush day

Tell your crush you like them day, dont be a pussy, tell them, the worst thing that could happen is they dont like you back

“Tina fucking tell Calvin you fancy him”
“I cant im scared”
“But its October 18th!”

National Gingers-kick-everyone-else day

Ginger: *kicks blonde
Blonde: What the hell man?
Ginger: Ha! Vengence is mine because of October 18th National Gingers-kick-everyone-else day!

Today the girls will be able to squeeze there crushes nipples, or slap there non existent asses.