The Oppressed Apache: The act in which ones bunghole is pounded so hard that it cries a single tear for its people after the senseless beatings and hostilities have ceased.
Sorry babe I gave you the oppressed apache last night. I just really was into it ballsdeep Alabama hot pocket Cleveland steamer
by The Oppressed Apache June 12, 2015

by The guy that plays fallout November 19, 2016

Playing pro football is the far from being oppressed People and a poor excuse to disrespect your national anthem!
by Oppressed cracker October 4, 2017

Someone who exhibits oppressive behavior towards certain groups of people, but does not self-identity as oppressive.
Joe- Can you believe those racist over there?
Mike- Bro...they're not racist, look at their sign! It says "All Lives Matter"
Joe- that's just a cover, they're trans-oppressive .
Mike- Bro...they're not racist, look at their sign! It says "All Lives Matter"
Joe- that's just a cover, they're trans-oppressive .
by Joe882k9 April 2, 2017

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.
"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"
"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."
"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."
by Robocopiii May 24, 2014

Basically racism for everyone no matter the race and sexism no matter the sex. It's real fun. Ask John why.
Person A: Can I get some candy?
Person B: Sorry you just going to sell it with cocaine in it.
Person A: Is it because I'm of spanish decent and a male that I have cocaine in my back pocket? That's systemic oppression!
Person B: Sorry you just going to sell it with cocaine in it.
Person A: Is it because I'm of spanish decent and a male that I have cocaine in my back pocket? That's systemic oppression!
by thisisnotthenameimlooking4 June 21, 2017

When oppressive forces like military or police try to be progressive or worldly, not realizing that doing so is innately impossible and the contradiction just ends up satirizing themselves. Prominent examples include police learning to meditate or drone operators wearing hijabs.
I hear the military is teaching its new recruits about critical race theory! That's so rad.
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
by secretuser420 May 8, 2022
