Listen up guys! Today is the day you appreciate all the dumb shit your shortest girl best friend does for you! Tell her how much you love her, give her hugs, maybe even give her your sweatshirt!
November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!
Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore