ning nong

cross breed inbred gorilla that escaped from the zoo of the republic of negros.

the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!

by Bigballslover55 September 17, 2022

nong fat

When you bend over and you see that you have heaps of fatty rolls there. Nongfat

I was bending down to pick up my sunglasses and realised that I had heaps of nong fat

by Wheresthect December 29, 2015

Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( F**** R*****) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.

"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"

by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020

peninsulong nong

a word to describe a penis that is longer than 12 inches.

guy:honey give me a blow job
girl:ok...Damn!huge!Peninsulong nong!!!

by reethereeonmyree May 20, 2018

ning-nong

cocaine

The toilets were busy at the party because loads of people were on the nasal ning-nong...

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( Flynn Ranson) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.

"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"

by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020

Nong Nong

A retarded (or severe brain injury) first nations person that is indigenous to any land, who has never been in civilization or seen white people before

As were driving down past the canal we could see the Nong nong sitting on the bank of the river, urinating in his own mouth while the rest of the tribe threw rocks at him, making him the village idiot.

by Annikins November 20, 2023