Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.

Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?

by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025

Neanderthal

unrefined, primitive-mannered, aloof techbros, usually seen walking in herds or packs in your organisation. (A.k.a neo's, like the matrix!)

yo wtf, there's a bunch of neos or neanderthals sitting on our desk!

by Storeman March 10, 2024

Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't

Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!

by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022