Norway, Michigan

A small town that is not remembered by anyone except those who live there. Most people from here say, "I'm from Iron Mountain," because they at least make the weather channel map. People from Norway generally dislike Iron Mountain only because of the rivalry between the high schools.

GO KNIGHTS!
"where are you from?"
"Norway."
"the country????"
"No, Norway, Michigan."
"...Oh..."
by maisy27 November 12, 2009
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go norway

originated from a series terrorist attacks in norway - similar to going postal, but stronger in nature, usually means that someone is about to do something extremely brutal, crazy and cause multiple causalities.
1. Run! He looks as if he might go norway any second!
2. Her mother always goes norway during sex.
3. We thought she would go postal after hearing this, but she went fucking norway!
by niedakh July 24, 2011
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Twisty Norway

When you are banging a chick on a bed and do a stationary cartwheel with your cock still inside the puss.
Whoa fuck bro! I just pulled off a Twisty Norway on this fuckin ho. I mutherfucking literally did a cartwheel while my penis was going in and out of her vagina cuz I'm mad coordinated and realized that this is also a run on sentence. Peace!
by Party McFly April 09, 2010
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Norway

Norway is one of the lamest countries in scandinavia.
Norwegians are generally extremly ugly (there are tales their 'race' heritages from trolls)
The Norwegian language are one of the funniest sounding languages in the whole of Europe. It's not uncommon for ex. Swedish people to break out in laughter when he or she hears a norwegian talk.
Norway is also hated by other countries for their cruelty to animals.

It's still legal to have intercourse with animals (2017) and even encouraged by parents in north of Norway to do so to relive sexual frustration due to the lack of womens in the north.
The nationalfood (nationalrätt) in Norway are "guleböj" wich is just a plain banana.
Everything in Norway is EXTREMELY expensive!
Most Norwegians are rascists!
God damn those Norwegians smell so bad!
Run children or Anders.B will get you
Norway = NO!-Way!
by Loos3r February 03, 2017
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sons of norway

A group of middle aged parents that get together to cook and eat Norwegian food
Person 1- are you and the kids going to Sons of Norway tonight?
Person 2- you betcha
by Gunpowder and lead September 04, 2015
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norway spiral

The act of receiving anal intercourse while performing autofellatio
...7 mai tai's later, we were in a norway spiral!
by Nexan December 10, 2009
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Norway Poke

Before having sexual intercourse with a female, the male lathers his penis in mayonnaise. Then, the mayo-covered penis is inserted into the female and sexual intercourse begins.
I was going to give your mom the Norway Poke last night, but I used up all my mayonnaise on a sandwich earlier.
by Patrick1425 November 03, 2008
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