Sharing nachos

Two men being intimate with each other and acting on strong feelings towards each other

“Wow, I think those two are sharing nachos.”

by The GarageBand May 26, 2018

Bad Nachos

Any food combination that results in a green stool.

-"Man, my poop was green just now."

-"Wow, that chinese we ate earlier must have been made of bad nachos."

by brainsurgery101 August 23, 2009

Booty Nachos

Much like a blumpkin, only the shit is about a quarter the size (category 1 or 2 instead of the normal category 5), and the shit is involuntary.

I ate some bad Indian food last night, so Karen gave me some great booty nachos.

by DJ Ramz April 26, 2010

Table Nachos

A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.

Joe and Bill enjoyed a round of beers complimented with some Table Nachos. It was a great night!

by JSloppyola March 14, 2013

Welfare Nachos

Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.

Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"

by El Faustino March 13, 2014

Poor Man Nachos

Alternative nachos for a poor man, consisting of lays potato chips and mustard.

Love you Ryan

Hey man want some nachos? (Other) Ya man but we don't got the ingredients. No man, I'll split a bag of Lays with you and grab some mustard from the deli. Poor Man Nachos!

by iluvryan May 31, 2009

topless nachos

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.

Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!

by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008