A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 14, 2011

gnawing my own leg off

Dealing with extreme frustration. It means you will want to do anything to escape the situation.

My BF's insistence on visiting his family for a month has me gnawing my own leg off.

by SelfCannibalism December 20, 2011

Pulled my leg

It is the action of pulling your hamstring

Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!

by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022

Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!

by Goth cuck April 10, 2018

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022

Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018