I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS

"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.

Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021