my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.

I said "Get out of my house!"

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

russians in my summer house

Menstruating.

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!

by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021