Jethro Mussolini 

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.

Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."

Jethro Mussolini by Giacomo G October 17, 2007

Benito Mussolini 

a nice italian pasta dish made with ziti and a gorganzola alfredo sauce. sometimes served with chicken or steak

I'm going to order some Benito Mussolini from Olive Garden

Benito Mussolini by Erika Lynn Pratka February 10, 2009

dirty mussolini 

A Dirty Mussolini is when you paint your dick like the Italian flag and force fuck a cup of baloney crying out, "Facist Fuck!"

"I Dirty Mussolini'd a cup of baloney."

dirty mussolini by TijuanatwinZ February 25, 2014

Bigtiddy Mussolini 

sum italian dood who was big dictator and big fascist and was big fan of Hitler and Stalin. Can also be a slang for someone italian dood who is being rude to someone and can be a dickhead sometimes

Bro, this man is being such a bigtiddy mussolini to you. this isnt fair and it needs to stop

Bigtiddy Mussolini by amudank discord April 15, 2019

Benito Mussolini 

Italian Dictator in the Italian peninsula during 1920's to mid 1940's. Before he established the party "Fascismo" he was a part of the Italian Socialist Party. After seeing Europe plunge into the Great War, the Socialist party was heavily against the war while Mussolini was inspired by it; his vision of spreading his ideals through war. He was kicked out of the party shortly after. He founded his party, the National Fascist Party of Italy. Soon after, Adolf Hitler followed in his footsteps. The era of fascism in Europe had begun, all due to some bald man with a wide jaw-line and a mad painter who didn't get accepted into art school.

Guy 1: Hey who is Benito Mussolini?
Guy 2: He was that bald guy with a thick jaw-line.
Guy 1: Didnt he commit horrible atrocities like Adolf Hitler?
Guy 2: Yeah, no. He almost lost to some bros with sticks.

Benito Mussolini by Christof B May 28, 2020

Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.

We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.

Soft Mussolini by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

Supremo Mussolini

Adolf Drippler's best friend and Bento Mussolini's worst enemy, Has almost as much drip as Drippler but most of it is from Supreme brand clothes.

Damn, remember when Supremo Mussolini tried to kill Bento Mussolini in 1908. Miss those days.

Supremo Mussolini by TheDeadEnder October 3, 2022