Mötley Crüe

One if the biggest and most influential Glam Rock band in the 80s. Not great live since Vince Neil can't sing, but their studio stuff is great.

Sorry John 5, you'll never replace Mick Mars as the guitarist for Mötley Crüe as much of a good shredder you are.

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Motley Crue Night

A "no holds barred" sexual escapade between legal adults which requires taking a hit of crack as you orgasm.

Both Becky and Richard went through a lot of crack last night during their Motley Crue night.

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