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metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."
by Brint October 29, 2005
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Memebase

A website used for reposting memes from different things from life and the media. Rage Comics is a huge example
Need a new meme? why not Zoidberg?

Trolling on memebase, forever alone.
by dragonsni October 19, 2011
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Meebs-a-Palooza

A really big party that was held in Dover, MA. The party was named for its host, Meebs (who nobody actually knows), and gained publicity when everyone got in trouble for going.
example 1 (pre-party)
Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Meebs-a-Palooza?
Guy 2: I don't even know Meebs.
Guy 1: Who cares! Everyone's going!!

example 2 (post-party)
Guy 2: Yo, isn't Meebs that kid Adam?
Guy 1: I think so.
Guy 2: Legend.
by Giovanni12345 May 21, 2009
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Metea Valley High School

A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.
Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?

Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!

Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?

Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!

Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013
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Metea Valley High School

Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"

Student: "But why not?"

Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"

Student: "?"

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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)

Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"

Student going to Metea: "Metea :("

Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"

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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")

Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"

Kid: "Why?"

Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"

Kid: -_-

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Metea Valley High School at its finest
by jimmy67483 August 24, 2011
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metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.
by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004
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You know you go to Metea Valley when

a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...
You know you go to Metea Valley when

1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event
by mcwccr May 18, 2010
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