mr. merritt

Mr. Merrit is extremely nice and taken advantage of on a daily basis making him a pussy

Hey have you seen mr. Merritt? He's crying over there in a corner.

by Not Isaiah April 20, 2018

Merritt Island

A very pretty and sleepy island in Central Florida having close access to the beach and an easy drive to Orlando with a run down economy. Merritt Island has a large number rednecks, racists and bigots who have no scope of the world because the never leave, but may have less of this population than other local areas. Excellent location to view marine and avian wildlife due protected land. Many former and current NASA employees own homes in this area.

Merritt Island has an extremely high ratio of fast food locations to local number of population as well as an unusually high number of elderly people, snow birds, and abandoned/foreclosed homes and businesses.

1) I am afraid to speak in public on Merritt Island, because the narrow minded local population scares me and they might shoot me for being an atheist, childless, unmarried woman or a feminist.

2) I can't believe I accepted a work transfer, but my affordable and upgraded waterfront home on Merritt Island is awesome. However, I am stuck here until the market turns or hoping that interesting, classier people take advantage of the deals and move here.

3) There are no good bars on Merritt Island.

4) Merritt Island is the place that made me understand why Republicans are religious nut-cases.

by hottohandle October 5, 2012

Merritt

The thiccest dick you’ve ever met, and what he lacks in size, although he is above average, he gains in toungue length. His eating out will be a night to remember for any girl. His technique is masterful. On the non sexual side he gives outstanding advice and the best hugs.

Merritt is the nicest guy, with a really pleasurable dick. What a classic Merritt

by Mer-bear the coolest fella September 14, 2018

Jam Marriott

Jam Marriott is the leader of jam cult which has amassed a decent following

Members of jam cult worship Jam Marriott

by Jammie69 May 1, 2020

marriotts ridge

A new-ish school located in Howard County MD. Nobody cares about marriotts ridge, it's basically irrelevant in the grand scheme of HoCo high schools. Also kind of ghetto, the school got early dismissal because there was a trash can fire in one of the bathrooms.

1: "Yo did you hear about the trash can fire at marriotts ridge?"
2: "Mario who?"

by bobbybill123 February 8, 2017

Merritton

GHETTO

MERRITTON IS A GHETTO ASS PLACE

by jpskin May 5, 2011

Los Angeles Airport Marriott

A Marriott Hotel located close to Los Angeles International Airport. Most people who stay there are businessmen and tourists who needs to catch a morning flight. People can often look out the window to watch airplanes land.

I have a 6 AM flight home from Los Angeles so I decided to stay at Los Angeles Airport Marriott so I won't risk missing my flight.

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011