Mauricio Funes

The richest salvadorian nigga in the world currently facing legal problems and enjoying an absolutely rich and wealthy life in a big mansion on Nicaragua
Had you heard of Mauricio Funes? Yeah! And we are currently more poor than ever
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Mauricio

The best person who ever lived, is loving, sweet, the best boyfriend ever and the guy of my dreams.
Te amo Mauricio
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a poooooooooop mokey
hey look there is a mauricio passing by
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To forget something multiple days in a row.
What a mauricio, did you forget to change your shirt again?
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Mauricio

Short and rectangle and likes dogs a lot also is dating a man
Hay is that a 5’5 rectangular Dog lover
No it’s Mauricio
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A Mauricio is a man who keeps to himself but has a huge circle of friends. He is a great communicator and excellent listener. He will often give advice and is helpful. He is not romantic in public but the best lover behind closed doors. If you have a Mauricio in your life treat him right because they are not easy to find.
"Who is that handsome man?"

"That's my boyfriend Mauricio.. he's mine!"
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Mauricio

A gay Mexican guy that sucks bags full of dicks, swallows cum and sucks at golf. He says he's Colombian, but is truly a gay Mexican. Walking around stuttering loke a homo turrets fag saying "bruh, bruh,bruh".
Don't be a gay Mexican like Mauricio
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