"mars bar"

The area between the anus and the scrotum. Good for sniffing and licking.

I'd like to sniff your "mars bar"!

by Brian S Smith August 3, 2007

mars bar

the thing in my hoodie pocket

by lol September 16, 2003

Marsharee

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by KingAlexandertheGreat November 23, 2021

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003

wash your mars bar

Another way of saying "Are you joking?!"

Guy 1 "I shagged her last night!"

Guy 2 "Wash your mars bar!

Or,

"Your washing my mars bar!"

by Immi June 30, 2006

Mars bar

also known as "Mars and Venus", cockney slang for a penis, a male sexual organ

I ain't sucking on that tiny Mars bar

by roos_va June 13, 2004