by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with a tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out front. Has braided armpits and few if any teeth. Thinks that she might be a good congressional representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart, all at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a trailer trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k savings to the Trump Save America PAC.
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by anonymous May 18, 2021

Simply beautiful inside and out, just like the meaning of her name "Pearl". She has an awesome personality: smart, funny, kind, delicate yet fearless and strong when she needs. She may look like she don't give a fu** about anything but is honest and caring, and will always be there for you. She gonna leave you breathless upon initial meeting and not even be aware of it. All the guys think she's so gorgeous but she remains single.
Guy 1: dude, who is that? She's absolutely beautiful!
Guy 2: oooh, that, my friend...that's Marjory!
Guy 2: oooh, that, my friend...that's Marjory!
by Heartsofpearl November 25, 2021
