I know her, she used to date this pilot and he wasn't haven't it, so she started posting salty ass statuses on Facebook.
Damn, what a Mari.
Damn, what a Mari.
by Sin Vergüenza July 16, 2016
Mari is a weird, unlucky, retarded loser that has no friends. If she gets friends they all leave and hate her anyways.
Mari is just a retard
Mari is just a retard
Why is Mari so dumb
by loserbutwithacaprisun July 15, 2019
This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.
How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
by urban cowboy smith April 9, 2011
by Little Amy June 9, 2006
The universal middle name for women. Women who has this name as their first name is considered unique and special.
A girl with this name is naturally a singer with a petite height. She is adorable yet you don't want to be on her bad side.
If you ever upset a Marie she will forgive you almost everytime. But if she's had enough, she will disappear from your life completely.
A Marie would often be sentimental with things and a good observer. You definitely can't hide anything from her!
She is friendly but often too shy to strike up a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.
A girl with this name is naturally a singer with a petite height. She is adorable yet you don't want to be on her bad side.
If you ever upset a Marie she will forgive you almost everytime. But if she's had enough, she will disappear from your life completely.
A Marie would often be sentimental with things and a good observer. You definitely can't hide anything from her!
She is friendly but often too shy to strike up a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.
Marie is so adorable!
Be careful when teasing Marie, you don't want to get in her bad side.
Marie is the best friend ever!!
Be careful when teasing Marie, you don't want to get in her bad side.
Marie is the best friend ever!!
by grammarcrazy March 16, 2016
The most amazing girl to exist.
She makes you feel happy when you're sad ; Your self-esteem is higher when you're with her ; Your confidence is higher with her.
Being with her makes you more happy than anything in the world.
She's a hard catch but worth it in the end.
Even if she breaks up with you, the chance of you most likely still liking her is a very high chance, you might be depressed for a while if that happens but talking to her even though she might she you as a friend still cheers you up like before and you most likely won't give up trying to make her fall in love with you again because she's everything to you.
She makes you feel happy when you're sad ; Your self-esteem is higher when you're with her ; Your confidence is higher with her.
Being with her makes you more happy than anything in the world.
She's a hard catch but worth it in the end.
Even if she breaks up with you, the chance of you most likely still liking her is a very high chance, you might be depressed for a while if that happens but talking to her even though she might she you as a friend still cheers you up like before and you most likely won't give up trying to make her fall in love with you again because she's everything to you.
Person 1 : Is that Marie?!
Person 2 : It is, too bad she's already taken
Person 1 : Yeah, she's the most adorable, smartest girl and would be the bets girlfriend to have.
Person 2 : I know right.
Person 2 : It is, too bad she's already taken
Person 1 : Yeah, she's the most adorable, smartest girl and would be the bets girlfriend to have.
Person 2 : I know right.
by DerpTQ February 28, 2019
When you first meet her she seems innocent but she really isn't! She is crazy (In a good way), sweet, funny, kind, and caring. She is usually shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her you will get to witness her craziness! She is an amazing, loyal friend who will never let you down.
Mary is awesome.
by FreakingWeirdo July 22, 2013