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Mari is sooper cool and hot. Jk. She is a huge butt nugget and she is just the silliest.

Maris often are born with red hair and are sooper dooper tall. They are huge cakes of cake. They also have butt chins and bindis. They like to draw on magazines and generally vandalize public property. Maris are huge butts. They are dumb.

WATCH OUT!
AHMAHGAD! SOMEONE TOTALLY DREW ON MAH NOTEBOOK!

I bet you it was Mari. Chuckle chuckle.
Mari by Tortellini February 5, 2013
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mari : (adjective) ; used to describe a noun that is disabled and or illiterate
“that’s a mari right there she can’t even type”
mari by bazookaking April 2, 2020
1. a type of fish. found in wild rivers can be up to four feet long.

2. as slang can refer to a giant monster. this comes from the fish, and how big it is compared to other fish.
1. My dad caught a mari on our last fishing trip, the thing was huge.
2. That mari asked me out to prom, but he's so big and scary i don't want to go with him. he'll probably just take me to his cave.
mari by minom001 June 8, 2011
In japan it is a type of ball
but in characters it means hometown and truth
it would be said as hometown truth
So your name is mari meaning hometown truth..thats lame.
mari by darkamikaze October 8, 2006
A bad thick crazy bich dat wont put up with your shit.
Mari,can I be like you?!
Mari by sasha2689 May 31, 2019
means "no teeth" in swahili language spoken by the people of Belize
"Look ma, MARI!"
You go to the dentist, the dentist says "MARI"... You cry.

Your grandma has "MARI".
mari by jus a lil bit March 2, 2005