Global Mantrain

Established in 2010, Global Mantrain is an annual event where men of the world connect in sexual intercourse with the ultimate goal of connecting the first person with the last person, leading to a man train that connects all the way around the world. To ensure the train stays connected boats are used to go across any body of water.

GLOBAL MANTRAIN 2010!!!!!!!!!!

by global conductor November 24, 2011

Mantrum

A man having a tantrum or a sizable fit over a minor thing. "Man"-"Tantrum"

Server #1:"Dude you need to chill man...."
Angry Guy: " FUCK YOU I TOLD U I WANTED A LATTE MACHIATTO WITH THREE SHOTS OF ESPRESSO!!! NOT TWO!!!! YOU BASTARD!!! ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING WITH MY HEAD?!?!?!?
Guy: "Whoa, what's gotten him in a mantrum..."

by KAMIKAZEBEOTCH May 29, 2009

Matryoshka Principle

When you're going out with some girl and come to find out her family has between 3-5 other similarly looking/shaped females of varying ages/height that you also want to be shagging.

BOY 1: "Dude, my new girl has a younger AND older sister that look just like her but even hotter! And her mom ain't too shabby, either."

BOY 2: "Yeah? That MILF I'm banging on the slide has three daughters that I'm planning to go all Matryoshka Principle on."

by modoklover March 4, 2010

Mantraitor

A man who seeks the adoration of women by abandoning the values that real men hold dear.

Guy 1: Man, that Zac Efron is such a faggot-ass mantraitor!
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous

by Reverend Pope December 11, 2009

Mantyhose

Pantyhose for men

Until I found mantyhose, I had a bitch of a time stuffing back my sack.

by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

mantrap

What a spinster does when she "accidentally" gets impregnated by her lover and he ends up marrying her.

Shar Jackson assumed a very big risk when she attempted to mantrap KFed. Some greaseballs are just too slimely. See, also Jennifer Garner.

by PaigowP May 18, 2005

Mantruck

To go about forcefully, to do much, much more than is needed. To achieve a result without any regard for damage done while getting there.

Person 1: Dude! You just mantrucked that bathroom! What did you eat?
Person 2: Three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Person 1: Look at all that food you have, you mantrucked that buffet!
Person 2: I'm hungry...

Person 1: Dude, come watch this porn, this girl is getting triple penetrated!
Person 2: Whoa, she's being mantrucked.

Person 1: So how long is the hike?
Person 2: About 20 miles...
Person 1: Dude, we better get mantrucking.

by bsteckler October 30, 2011