manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

Menstruating whore

A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag

Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!

by Nedex March 16, 2011

Manstruation

(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.

Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".

(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating

"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."

by The Wise Savage June 25, 2015

Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.

"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".

by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019

Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.

"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."

by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021

Menstruating whale snatch

A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.

All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!

That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK

by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010