mutt

When you take a dump and you don't wipe well enough, your butt may become itchy and you scratch it or may walk weird.

Short for monkey butt. Monkey + Butt = Mutt

GUY 1: Look at Wes, he is walking weird. He MUST have monkey butt.

GUY 2: No you mean MUTT!!

by miesterw November 06, 2007

Mutt's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1.

wow, thats Mutt's Law in action!

by shit wanka July 13, 2020

mutt rip

An mp3 release that is compiled from different rips or sources. This was common during the Napster era of file sharing, where you had to download songs individually.

For example, you download tracks 1-5 from one site, then got disconnected, so you got tracks 6-14 somewhere else. You end up with an album that most likely has inconsistent bitrates and encoding techniques, and could even be from different releases of the album (remasters, etc).

I had an OCD attack when I found out that the rarest mp3s in my collection were mutt rips.

by Demogorgo July 23, 2008

mutt loaf

Dog poop usually on a lawn.

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.

by King Yamayama May 27, 2019

shush mutts

A generic version of the "Hush Puppies" brand of casual shoe, as featured on "The Simpsons".

Do you like my new Shush Mutts? You can find them really cheap down at the Try N' Save.

by DCDC1 April 21, 2009

Hairy mutt

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt

"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"

by Sloppy Rig July 05, 2012

american mutt

someone whose ethnicity and/or race is so mixed one cannot determine his/her ethnic or racial background is through visual observation

My father is half-black and half-Italian and my mother is half-Chinese and half-Cherokee.

by Silky Smooth February 10, 2004