A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
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