March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)

Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."

by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March 13

People named Presley must give people named all tall people she knows $100.

"March 13 is when u must give me money."

by PobloThePro March 13, 2024

March 13

Presley give me money

Presley give me my money on March 13

by PobloThePro March 16, 2024