Lazy Loz

When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy

I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday

by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009

by loz chai

by loz chai is a graphic designer she is a unicorn and creates magical designs for a living

i always hire by loz chai to create my graphics, especially to design business logos

by angryfoxpuppy September 7, 2017

LozzyB

A blue eyed golden balled bonse of a brother, loved my many feared by more, amazing talents and skillz.
Gets all the ladies with the twinkle in his eyes.
Should of been born in barbados.
Hes two sides of a coin.
Dont attempt to wake him up though.

"whos that there?" thats LozzyB mashing up the mix

by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Lozerd

A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.

CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.

by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016

Alfredo Loza

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.

1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."

by Hazmeen November 7, 2018

Sean Lozier

Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.

Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.

by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009

Lena Lozovanu

Name given to a perfect being. Uses tactics such as ,,Evident " and ,,băi " to destroy the souls of the infidels. It only died of cringe after the mass shitposting of 13, 14 of February made by a fucking peasant called Dragoș

- Do you want to join my religion ?

- What's your religion ?

-Lena Lozovanu

-I'm interested

by I love Lena February 12, 2022